Murphy's Law of flirting

(1)If you try to be gentle to a woman, she would back fire and screw you away. On the other hand if you play bad, she would show quad-zillion per cent gravitational pull.

(2)The more of an ass-hole you are, most ladies will be drawn to you.

(3)By all chance what you intendant to do, you will by all probability fail in that.

(4)The quieter you become the more you can hear.

(5) Always think you r d best in d world and always say you are not the Flirt So as to be a good flirt.

(6) You can't even outsmart the girls. If initially you don't give a fuck, and then you start to care, girls still screws you.

(7) Arguing with a girl is like fighting with a pig in the mud, after sometime you realise that the pig is enjoying and you getting dirty.

(8) The ugliest guy always gets the sexiest chick....

(9)Sexy girls prefer ugly boys!!

Conclusion: if you are a loser than you are good looking!!

(10)The girl you are flirting with always has a bf...

(11)The gal who is always closer and intimate with u is always behind your brother or friend.....

(12)The girl with whom everything works out and it’s all going real well is always committed 2 a guy who didn't get anything in common with her.

(13) Flirting isn't a tough nut 2 crack it’s just too soft 2 b cracked actually.

(14) If there are two or more ways to flirt, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then make sure you are not the person doing that.

(15) If anything can go wrong in flirting -- it will...so be prepared to blame others for the mistakes.

(16) Left to them, flirting tend to go from bad to worse (familiarity breeds contempt-capiche).So strike while the iron is hot.

(17)Smile... tomorrow there is always another girl to try these laws on.

(18) Whenever you think a girl is your best friend and u think you can make a move, the very next day she will prove u wrong and you are back to square one.

(19) Flirting is an art and if u r not expert keeps away.

(20) If you are nice to a girl, you r a flirt and if not then you r a moron.

(21) The more you flirt the better you get at it; the better you get the more you wants to do it ... this is a vicious cycle.

(22) Flirting is comparable to farting..lesser you do both...lesser you get the satisfaction.....If u cross limit in both....it’s a prob. for you n others!!

(23) Flirting acts as the catalyst for the best mood of the day for a normal human being where the human being can be the best he has; that includes his brains also; So to gain the best in life keep flirting that is the best exercise for u to be the best.

(24) The sexier the girl is an empty her upper compartment. That would explain why blonds are iconically dumb.

(25) When you're flirting with her.....

1. She doesn't get the signals until you give up

2. When she gets the signals, you're flirting with someone else....

3. You flirt with her; her friend gets the signal

4. Her friend flirts with you; you don't get the signals

5. Someone else flirts with her, she gets the signal, but you don't or when you do it’s too late.