Yes Boss

“Taarif teri nikli h dil se aayi h lab pe banke qawwali”….my phone was ringing. This was my ringtone…i was sleeping..and the most irritating thing for me is to have a call during sleep..anyway I gathered myself and take a look at my watch it was showing 9:30am..i murmured “ohh god who the hell is at this time”..and I pick up my phone it says “calling boss..and a devil smily was dancing there (this is the only way 4 most of the employee to settle there score against there boss)”anyway by the time I pick the call it was converted into a miss call….and as a frustrated employee I have decided that I will tell others that my boss is a cheap guy who always give me miss call.how cheap….

Anyway I called him and said “hello good morning sir, this is arvind u called me” (I said this in a micro part of second. And don’t think that it is just formality; any word missing and my respected boss will get a chance to start his lecture on dignity, manners and discipline)….

Boss: yes arvind. You haven’t took my call…

Me: yes sir I was bathing.

Boss: yar call to utha liya karo.(so now I should take my phone in to bathroom). Anyway arvind..when are you coming 2 office?/

Me: sir 10:30(dats the official time so when he is expecting me???/)

Boss:ok lets meet then. Today we are going to have a meeting about your cluster allocation. Tell it to everybody (3 of my room mates).

Me:ok sir. ( who am I a peon or smthng??/)Sir (I said in very low voice) I dnt want to go outside Ahmedabad and in particular to Rajkot.

Boss: and why so???

Me: sir, I am new to this state. Rajkot will be tough for me and will be further away from my home. And all of my friends are in surat and ahmeadbad. In fact I will be ok with baroda as it is near to mp.

Boss: don’t worry Arvind!! Since you have told me everything , we will come up with the best possible solution (diplomatic words).

Me: good day sir.

He said nothing and put my phone down.

And I knw since some meeting is there. So it is not going to be a GOOD DAY for me.

AFTER 2 TOUGH HOURS: (a meeting is going in which my cluster head is telling us our locations, my boss is also there)

Cluster head: vinay (room mate 1) you will stay in ahmedabad, vaibhav(room mate 2) youbwill go surat and arvind you will take care of Rajkot circle.

My head was down and I was thinking about the office girls of ahmedabad suddenly my six sense awares me of this bad news…I was surprised and my expressions were as if manmohan proposed soniya Gandhi…and that too in style and I was thinking that how come…I mean really how come..it possibly be true…I was searching for my boss…his head was down and though he was silent, somewhere It occurred to me dat he is smiling….and suddenly I realizes what is the meaning of “devil is sitting in the corner and laughing”.

Anyway after the meeting over I went straight to my boss.

My boss: yes arvind you are looking very happy..(now that is too much of you monster, I was thinking)

Me; sir.i told you..(he interrupts me)

MY boss: arvind this is start of your career. You should not have so home sickness.(home sickness to me????i m living away from home since class 10^th.)

Me: sir but…(he again interuupts me)

My boss: arvind it is fine place..once you reached there, you will be thankful to us..it is famous for mango.( so I should choose the place since mango is cheap there. only this monster can think like this.) I am also coming there.(now it make the matter worse..)

Me: ok…sir!! When I suppose to join there???

My boss: 2day itself….it is 12:30…it takes 3 hr to reach there. So call me from a local STD at around 5 pm. And good luck for your coming days. (I guess I will need that).

Me : sir but…(he again interrupts me)

My boss: arvind I am so busy. I will talk to you in few mins (“get out” in sugar coated language) .

Finally I joined Rajkot with a broken heart. And later I came to know that my “respected boss” canceled his transfer of rajkot. I dnt know whether I was happy or sad. But the reason he gave was that “Rajkot is far from everywhere”….

PS: This is not a kind of regular of my writing as I m not getting any time and the mind set to writing something good. Take this blog as a commercial break.

For all guys: you can use any words suitable to you in place of ’monster’.

For all girls: use strictly ‘monster’ as nothing less then that can justify my feelings.