Murphy's Law (Cooking)

(1) Hot vessel looks exactly same as cold vessel.
(2) Phones received outside the kitchen generates unexpected results.
(3) Fire alarms are more efficient while cooking.
(4) Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.
(5) When all else fails, read the instructions. 
(6) Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.
(7) to err is human, but to really screw things up requires an oven.
(8) Good food is always limited.
(9) The rotten egg will be the one you break into the batter.
(10) Eat until it lasts!
(11) NO store will have what you want.
(12) The best food always rots before you get home.
(13) The watched pot never boils, the unwatched one boils over.
(14) Too many cooks spoil the broth, is a better situation...than no cook, and no food.
(15) When u finally decide to cook which is in a blue moon, u realise the stove is burnt n needs a repair.
(16) Something definitely spills on u if u wears a white shirt and cook.
(17) Man who loves to eat gets a diet conscious wife!