1.Buses and the trains in the opposite direction
will always carry only a bus driver and a conductor.
2.Only when you go to send of somebody, you will see beautiful ladies besides their seat. It can be taken for granted that you always end up travelling with an old lady or no ladies at all, when you travel yourself.
3.On the day’s you decide to take the bus; you'll see the last bus leaving seconds before u reach the stop!
4.Seat you chose after sprinting has broken window.
5.When you don't have change, conductor too doesn't have change.
6.A bus that has started moving never stops no matter how much u run and scream after it.
Corollary: the bus you caught after running is wrong one.
7.The bus always stops 10mtr away from the bus stop.
8.When you are in hurry, there are more buses going in opposite direction
9.All the buses u need will be travelling in the opposite direction
10.When you are about to miss a bus/train - The speed of bus/ train departing stop is directly proportional to your desperation for catching it!!
11.When we are desperate to catch a bus, there will not be space even for a pin. When we don’t want, the same bus goes empty..!
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