1)
If there are 6 units and you cover 5 units by all
probability 50 % of questions will be from the unit you left!
2)
Every time you check for a date for any exam, it has
to be the last day for application sale!
3)
The time left for exams is always inversely proportional
to the course for the test.
4)
Allyour important notes will be illegible.
5)
When it’s an open book exam, you forget to take your
book.
6)
The part you skip will definitely come in the exam!
7)
You will always know everything except the part that
is asked in the question.
8)
The paper you actually study for, you end up getting
the least amount of marks!
9)
The marks secured in an exam are inversely
proportional to the input effort.
10)
If you remember everything you will fail, if you don’t
remember anything you will fail!! But if you remember Murphy’s Law while giving
exams: you will fail miserably!
11)
You can never come first ......there is always a
murphy non believer to occupy that position!
12)
The happier you are after writing a paper,you score
the least in it!
13)
The question that you choose to ignore will surely
end up in the exam paper.
14)
Chances are that you'll invariably get caught
talking to the person sitting in front of you when you're helping him, rather
than when you're asking for help!!!
15)
The toughest
paper always fetches the highest score.
16)
After exams
you would decide to study hard from the start of the term from the next
time
yet you will only start to study just before the exams and again after this exam you would decide to study hard from the start of the term from the next time.
yet you will only start to study just before the exams and again after this exam you would decide to study hard from the start of the term from the next time.
17)
The more we study;
the worse is the grades secured.
18)
You skip a
topic because it has not been asked in the exams for last 5 exams and you find
it as the first question.
19)
You skip a
topic because it has been asked for last exam and you believe they are not
stupid enough to ask it again..phew.. that’s question no.2
20)
What you read
is not whattheyask....whattheyask is what your neighbour read....what your neighbour
readthat is what he writebut not what you see.....what you see and write is not
whatthey asked.
21)
After the
paper you always feel that the subject was very easy one.
22)
The best
movies on tv are during exams...they show shit during the holidays.
23)
If u doesn’t
shit before exams.....you'll definitely feel like shitting during exams.
24)
Every right
answer can fetch you zero marks if u don’t know where to fit it.
25)
The day before
exams you are watching a match or a good movie.
26)
In an
exam...half the questions. We don’t understand and the ones we do. We don’t
know the answers to!!!!
27)
The intensity
of studies is inversely proportional to the number of days left for the exam.
28)
All the
highly anticipated cricket matches/ soccer championships/ beauty paegants/ live
concerts will inevitably fall during exam days!!!!
29)
In your exam days the weather is always cosy and romantic.
You'll always feel this is not a weather to give exam it’s for going out with gf
or friends it’s the time we should be out of our house and we have to close
ourselves in our rooms.
30)
The day exams
finish its hot, sweaty, humid,loo blowing like as if we r in the middle of a
desert with scorching sun.
31)
It always
happens that when you are not prepared for a particular paper your partner is
even worse prepared.
32)
When you are
praying to god that you get the sweetest supervisor, the demons hear u out and
give you a hitler who never leaves your side!!!!!!!!
33)
If you have an exam tomorrow...there would be a
power failure today.
34)
If you help someone in some test, the person who you
helped will score more than you.
35)
You recall everything but the answers when in an
examination hall.
36)
The questions are always easy, it’s the answers that
play hard to get.
37)
All functions occur during exam days!
38)
Longest gap is given for d easiest paper....or when
not required.
39)
If u goes to an exam after studying the whole
syllabus, 90% questions would be out of syllabus.
40)
University exams always clash with yourcompetitive
exams and you have to sacrifice the latter.
41)
The closer your exams, longer will be d stay of d
guests.
42)
Whenever u thinks that u will study the early next
morning,u end up getting up so late.
43)
Everyone seems to be better prepared than you in an
exam.
44)
You'll always put a - in place of a + in your exams.
45)
The one sitting nearest to you will take a hundred
"extra sheets" apart from that he/she will never show u an
answer.
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