1. While eating anything hot and spicy your eyes would always itch.
2. The testiest food has the worst after effects.
3.The spill ability of a food item is directly proportional to the price/newness of the clothes you are wearing.
4.The hotter the day, the more ice-cream ads you'll have to sit through.
5.Toast always falls buttered side down.
6.The waiting in restaurants is always directly proportional to your hunger and yeah once u get in the service is always worse as compared to normal days.
7.When you are damn hungry, you will find the food to be insipid.
8.Hunger is directly proportional to Insipidity of food.
9.If you have buttered a slice of bread and it slips from your hand and falls down. You pray to god that it shouldn’t fall with the buttered side on the ground but inevitably it does.
10.White shirts always attract curries/chocolate sauce/ tea-coffee and anything that would make a permanent mark on them.
11.Your desire to eat some food is inversely proportional to your restriction to eat that particular item.
12.The more the restrictions, the more u desire!!
13.The phone will always ring when you are eating in a messy way with both hands!!
14.Mom cooks your favourite, delicious, cheesy, creamy food when you are on a strict diet.
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