1) When you have to pen the circles in a multiple choice answer sheet you are bound to circle the bubble of question following the one you seem to be answering.
2) When you have a choice between 2 questions (say q1 and q2) and each q has 2 sub-parts you'll land-up knowing any one sub part from both q1 and q2 and then you will come to know that all the people near you are answering the q1 when you are answering q2 or vice versa and no one is there to help you.
3) The human brain is the best creation by god, it keeps on working day n night and stops the moment u enter the examination hall.
4) The person sitting near you is a know-it-all non cheating nerd.
5) Weird places where you write your answers before exam start cannot be read properly once d exam starts!!!!
6) You are tired as hell and sleepy the day before exam.
7) If you try to copy from the person sitting besides you in the exam will find that he is trying to do same, from u.
8) Your friend is dumb and doesn't know anything about the subject. You teach him everything about the subject as you are the master of subject and in exam he will get more marks than you.
9) You get sick only in the final week before the exams.
10) Paper always contains the derivations which you haven't memorized really.
11) After standing in line for an hour the printer will jam just when your turn comes up for printing your project report and the last date will be tomorrow.
12) No matter how early you post your form to New Delhi, because of national holidays and all that shit, it will reach there only one day after the last day.
13) "The teacher who gives the least marks will always check your paper".
14) No matter when you start preparing for an exam, you will always be an hour short.
15) The amount of information crammed into your head decreases as exam time approaches.
16) Whenever it happens that you've got a program working and the output is exact, the examiner wouldn't even bother checking the output.
17) You know that the notes for a particular topic exist only after the exam is over and that topic had the max ques.
18) As exams progress down goes the interest and by the final day of exams you literally want to get out of the hall.
19) The exam that you are most confident of doing well in is the one where you make silliest mistake. 65) Study holidays are seldom spent studying.
20) Easier a question is the harder it is to answer.
21) No matter how many preparation leaves you get, you end up studying on the last day.
22) Exam - this is the time when you attain the state of nirvana which otherwise hard to attain.
23) The intelligence of a person is inversely proportional to the marks he/she acquires.
24) When you have 4 options in a competitive examination question, and you are confused between the 2 options. Then you ask the correct option from the person sitting next to you and he will definitely tell you the incorrect option.
25) Possibility of falling in love is highest during the exams.
26) Sleepiness is inversely proportional to the time left in exams.
27) The more u study, the more you have the feeling that you have not studied anything and if you have studied nothing, you wouldn't even feel any tension.
28) If u copies the time table of the exam you will surely lose it and find it after all the exams getting over.
29) Whatever you know, you already know and whatever you don’t you cannot get to know before an exam.
30) You will have a sexiest girl sitting next to you during the lengthiest paper.
31) You will have a sexiest hotties sitting next to you when are solving the toughest exams of your life.
32) The marks of a class beat any random number table generated in history.
33) Whatever you copy turns out to be wrong.
34) All subjects become tough on the eve of exams.
35) The amount of ink spent during an examination is inversely proportional to cigarettes spent previous night.
36) Every time you prepare to copy by placing the nerds beside you, 99% of the time the seating arrangement will be changed once the examiner arrives!!
37) The correct answer is the one that came to your mind first but you changed it!!
38) Supervisor gives u answer sheet first and question paper last in the class and collects answer sheets first! 39) Surprise exams will be held in morning only when you are having hangover of party last night.
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