(1) When you have found your girl, your very best friend will break
up with his female and you’ll be busy consoling him.
(2) All those who have never fallen in love want to fall and all those who are in love suggest others not to do the same mistake!!
(3) The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
(4) Love is for idiots and you never know when u will become one!!!
(5) The pimple doesn’t appear until an hour before the date.
(6) Beauty and the Beast is often not a fairy tale.
(2) All those who have never fallen in love want to fall and all those who are in love suggest others not to do the same mistake!!
(3) The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
(4) Love is for idiots and you never know when u will become one!!!
(5) The pimple doesn’t appear until an hour before the date.
(6) Beauty and the Beast is often not a fairy tale.
(8) Love rocks, but so does a rock.
(9) The Quantity of shit that falls on you is directly proportional to the size of the pebble (love) you pelt in the gutter.
(10) She stops loving you the moment you start loving her.
(11) When you are damn sure that it’s an infatuation it’s actually love and when you think its love it’s actually not even an infatuation!
(12) Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
(13) True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
(14) Love is like public toilet. People inside want to get out fast and people outside are desperate to get in.
(15) Whenever you like someone and don’t have the guts to say it to him/her and you have a friend trying to help u out, inevitably that person will fall for your friend and no matter how many times you like someone there is always a friend ready n willing to help you out.
(16) Something that she loves you for today would be the same thing that would let her break up with you tomorrow.
(17) You gloat on finding the best one until you discover what your best pal found.
(18) Your mum is always calling just when a cute guy is about to talks to you.
(19) All the good looking babes end up with jerks.
(20) She thinks you are a flirt as long as you love her and they fall for you when you start flirting.
(21) When someone loves u so much you tend to take it easy but by the time you realise it you r too late and she is not around you anymore.
(22) When you've feelings for a girl, she'll say I am already committed. Now you have to wait till she breaks off with her man. But now again if you keep the feelings as it is she'll never turn up to you and as soon as you forget her she’ll hit on you out of the blue.
(23) Whenever you come across a hot girl and you try to gather some info about her, there are two things that you'll come to know:
1) She is having a boyfriend and that guy is having sports car/sports bike.
2) Her bf is presently going to some torronto or canada or hatfield 4 higher education.
(24) Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
(25) A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.
(26) Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
(27) When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.
(29) The time it takes to get into a relationship is directly proportional to the dangers you'll face in the future.
(30) Love is only when you look good otherwise it’s just lust.
(31) The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
(32) Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
(33) The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
(34) Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
(35) If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
(36) Nice guys (girls) finish last.
(38) The hottest person in the room is always homosexual.
(39) Birds look beautiful in the sky until they shit right on your head.
(41) Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
(42) Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.
(43) To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
(44) If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
(45) The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 A.M
(46) When you are at the verge of just having the most awaited romantic moment of your life, some disaster comes in the way and spoils everything.
(48) Sooner or Later, everyone fucks up in LOVE.
(49) Hot girls are never available and if they are a) they are just out of a relationship b) she is a you-know-who.
(50) If a girl is able to reject you, she will.
(51) Love is so short and forgetting is so long.
(52) Fuck a woman and she'll love u, love a woman and she'll fuck you.
(53) Pick a flower ...Pick every petal in it saying....She loves me, she loves me not..The last petal left always says... she loves me not...
(54) Even if a guy is in a happy relationship, he'd still make such comments. To make other girls fall for him.
(55) Beauty & Simplicity are inversely proportional in case of a girl.
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