Murphy's Law for guys

1.    Guys who you really like will never notice it. But guys who you don’t even care about will think you are after them.
2.  Any guy who gets along well with your girlfriend but not you is a loser or an asshole.
3.    Really intelligent guys are always chased by Good Looking (but basically dickhead) Girls.
4.     A guy will find smoking with his guy friends 'cool' but gals smoking is 'characterless'.
5.    "Girls who are really beautiful will have 0% arrogance, but ones who are ugly are the ones who think too highly of themselves and feel they are the most beautiful in the .
6.     They always have a huge appetite! Even the skinniest guy will hog without complaining even if the food is awful!
7.  All the eligible guys in this world are taken, married, gay or dead!

8.    Ignoring is also the best way to attract attention!
9.    If anything can go wrong it will, and when it does, the woman will get the blame.
10. The more a guy has love for a chick, the closer she will get to someone else.
11.  Every guy thinks he is better than the guy with whom the girl is.
12.  No matter how hard you had to try to get a date, when you finally do find someone, lots of women suddenly find you very attractive and you've got to beat them away.
13.  If you think a guy is your good friend before hooking up, chances are you won't see eye to eye on any issue after hooking up.
14.  Make up is inversely proportionate to money.
15.  Guys will never admit they are lost and when they do they certainly won’t ask directions.
16.  The perfect guy will always have a major flaw in him after you have fallen for him.
17.  Women look for a reason to have sex; guys just look for a place!
18.  Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
19.  Guys are more talkative than girls, especially when the topic is about girls.
20.  If there are two or more boys are interested in you, and one of them is a jerk, only he will propose.
21.  The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later.
22.  The more a guy runs behind a girl before she accepts his proposal the more she will have to run behind him months after her acceptance.
23.  Not all men are fools,some stay bachelors.
24.  If some hot chick starts flirting with guys,they find it a moral obligation/responsibility to flirt back even if they have a girl friend.
25.  The hotness of the chick that we are flirting with is directly proportional to the ass-kicking that we get after this little flirting.
26.  No guy will ever accept his mistake if a girl points it out to him.
27.  Justifying ones folly is ones birth right but men are just more successful in the process!!
28.  Guys always will realize the woman of their dreams was right in front of them after the girl gets a boyfriend.
29.  Men and nations will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.
30.  Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
31.  Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
32.  Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
33.  No matter how much guys cuss, when gals do it, they feel offended.