Murphy's law on girls (2)

(1)  Virginity is not dignity... it’s just lack of opportunity.
(2) Those who know using girls go to top........those at bottom are used by gals.

(3) Being with Girls are like ordering food in a hotel....After you place the order......you look at the next table and you would think to yourself...Damn I should have ordered that.......
(4) "A beautiful girl always keeps an ugly bitch as her friend to make herself feel better"
result-
1." the ugly bitch will throw more attitude than the beautiful girl".
2."The ugly bitch gets laid first".
(5) It’s hard to wait for the right girl when all the wrong ones are so damn hot.
(6) Girls will always walk around or talk in groups, making them arrogantly unapproachable!
(7) Girls will talk with you less & judge you behind your back more!
(8) The hot girl u like will always casually talks to all your friends & not u!!!
(9) Girls are always right, even when they're not right - so you'd better not argue.
(10) The thing you hate the most about your gf will be repeated by her the maximum times,so much so that finally u got to tell her so... and then she fights for not telling this for so long!!!!
(11) If you tell her that you love her....she will take it as a joke and never believe you but if you jokingly tell her, ever that you hate her...she will remember that forever and keep reminding you in any argument.
(12) Even the worst girl has minimum ten guys behind her.
(13) When a girl says "forget it!!!" it means "Wait till i get a chance".
(14) Men give long explanation to his gf, but the gal beats it by tears.
(15) All other gals are beautiful than your gf.
(16) The day we r going to get lucky with a girl is the day she gets her periods.
(17) The next door girl falls for you only when her father is to get transferred by the next week.
(18) Your Girls best friend is always a guy.
(19) Good girls always end up falling for bad boys.
(20) Nice girls finish last!!!!!
(21) The girl interested in your attire will never be interested in the inner one.
(22) If anything can go wrong in asking a girl out, then it will!!
(23) If a girl is staring hard at you, please check if there's a clock behind you, before getting all happy about it.
(24) A girl can be anything she wants, but her man becomes nothing after she haunts.
(25)No talent, no MBA in this world will stop a hot girl in your office beat you for that promotion.
(26) When a hot girl expresses interest in you, either you are rich and you don't know or your just plain dumb.
(27) Your girlfriend’s friend is your God, worship her.
(28) If you just bad mouthed about a guy to your girlfriend and he is your girlfriend's friend's classmate's cousin's neighbor's 8th son then he will know.
(29) If you think good looking ones fall during happier times..Never.They fall easily when they in lowest point in their life.
(30) Good looking ones aren't god looking ones!
(31) If your girlfriend calls u and tells u 'we need 2 talks' then be sure that she'll be dumping u!!!
(32) If a girl has to dump a guy, she will.
(33) If a guy gets dumped by the girl, he knew it well before.
(34) A girl in hand needs gift to do it, a girl in asylum needs money to do it. Either ones are proportional.
(35) There is no such thing as unconditional love.......there is always a asterisk at end of it (love*)
(36) Fuck a girl, she'll love u.Love a girl and she'll fuck u.
(37) the more a guy shows his affection to a girl, the more she doubts him.
(38) Best way to remember your GF's B'day is to forget once.
(39) your gf will always be free for movie, wen u have an exam or your wallet is empty.
(40) When you ignore a girl, She keeps away from you..,
Cos you ignore her.
When you pay attention to her, She keeps away from you..,
because you pay attention to her.
When you neither ignore nor pay attention to her, she still keeps away from you
because you are neither doing both.
(41) If you see a girl who is
- clever, cool and great looking (or)
- dumb, stupid and great looking (or )
- clever, bright and ugly (or)
-dumb, stupid and ugly....
any one of the above four;
they are all married / or they have a boyfriend.
(42) "It’s totally true that unlike men different girls look for different things in men... some go for $, some Rs. and some for Pounds”.
(43) "The more innocent a girl looks chances are that more rude she is"
(44) Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days n never dies.