Jun 26, 2013

Complete the circle..(From The Zahir)

     People need to understand that no one is playing with marked cards; sometimes we win and sometimes we lose. Don’t expect to get anything back, don’t expect recognition for your efforts, and don’t expect your genius to be discovered or your love to be understood. Complete the circle. Not out of pride, inability or arrogance, but simply because whatever it is no longer fits in your life. Close the door, change the record, clean the house, and get rid of the dust. Stop being who you were and become who you are.

Jun 9, 2013

Murphy's law on travelling

1.Buses and the trains in the opposite direction will always carry only a bus driver and a conductor.

2.Only when you go to send of somebody, you will see beautiful ladies besides their seat. It can be taken for granted that you always end up travelling with an old lady or no ladies at all, when you travel yourself.

3.On the day’s you decide to take the bus; you'll see the last bus leaving seconds before u reach the stop!

4.Seat you chose after sprinting has broken window.

5.When you don't have change, conductor too doesn't have change.

6.A bus that has started moving never stops no matter how much u run and scream after it.
Corollary: the bus you caught after running is wrong one.

7.The bus always stops 10mtr away from the bus stop.

8.When you are in hurry, there are more buses going in opposite direction

9.All the buses u need will be travelling in the opposite direction

10.When you are about to miss a bus/train - The speed of bus/ train departing stop is directly proportional to your desperation for catching it!!

11.When we are desperate to catch a bus, there will not be space even for a pin. When we don’t want, the same bus goes empty..!

Murphy's Law (Cooking)


(1) Hot vessel looks exactly same as cold vessel.
(2) Phones received outside the kitchen generates unexpected results.
(3) Fire alarms are more efficient while cooking.
(4) Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.
(5) When all else fails, read the instructions. 
(6) Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.
(7) to err is human, but to really screw things up requires an oven.
(8) Good food is always limited.
(9) The rotten egg will be the one you break into the batter.
(10) Eat until it lasts!
(11) NO store will have what you want.
(12) The best food always rots before you get home.
(13) The watched pot never boils, the unwatched one boils over.
(14) Too many cooks spoil the broth, is a better situation...than no cook, and no food.
(15) When u finally decide to cook which is in a blue moon, u realise the stove is burnt n needs a repair.
(16) Something definitely spills on u if u wears a white shirt and cook.
(17) Man who loves to eat gets a diet conscious wife!

Jun 3, 2013

Murphy's Law on Sport!!!

Law 1: It needs a cricket match to bring in rain to the most dried up city.

Law 2: The player you would like to see in a match is the one to be injured and out the tournament.

Law 3: Your team will always lose.
Proviso to Law 3: There are times when your team won't lose, i.e. when there's "No Result" due to rain.
Law 3 Conclusion: Your Team will lose.

Law 4: A team winning all the league matches is on whom the effect of Murphy's Law is intense. Things will definitely go wrong in Semi-finals.

Law 5: the more closer the match gets more is the probability of a power-cut in your home.

Law 6: Once it’s raining, rest assured the duck-worth lewis always favours your opponents.
Proviso to Law 6: Once the rain stops, your team will any ways lose playing.

Law 7:One day of the Final of the Tournament, Your boss gives you extra urgent work to do.

Law 8: Rain delays the match for which you bunked the office.

Law 9: Where the toss has a say on the course of the match, it is most unlikely that our team wins it and the match too.

Law 10: The ball hit in the air travels beyond the boundary when t opponents are batting and distance reduces to inches short of rope on our team batting.

Law 11: You always have exams during the world cup matches and exam gets over after the finals.

Law 12: If You play any sport and get defeated comprehensively and the next time you strengthen your team and their team weakens You will be defeated even more comprehensively.