Jul 7, 2013

The Zahir....

Recently i finished "The Zahir" by Paulo Coelho and simply love some points which i like to share...
1. I know that freedom has a high price, as high as that of slavery; the only difference is that you pay with pleasure and a smile, even when that smile is dimmed by tears.
2. When someone leaves, it’s because someone else is about to arrive.
3. Freedom is not the absence of commitments, but the abilities to choose and commit yourself to –what is best for you.
4. We humans have two great problems: the first is knowing when to begin; the second is knowing when to stop.
5. People do their best not to remember and not to accept the immense magical potential they possess, because that would upset their neat little universes.
6. We just don’t all have the courage to follow our dreams and to follow the signs.
7. What the eye doesn’t see, the heart doesn’t grieve over.
8. It is not life that matters but journey.
9. When people praise us, we should keep a close eye on how we behave.
10. The universe tells us when we are wrong by taking what is most important to us.
11. Don’t be too grateful too soon.
12. The energy of hatred won’t get you anywhere but the energy of forgiveness, will transform your life in a positive way.
13. Blessed are those who don’t afraid to admit that they don’t know something.
14. When I had nothing more to lose, I was given everything. When I ceased to be who I am, I found myself. When I experienced humiliation and yet kept on walking, I understood that I was free to choose my destiny.
15. Love is an untamed force. When we try to control it, it destroys us. When we try to imprison it, it enslaves us. When we try to understand it, it leaves us feeling lost and confused.
16. If someone is capable of loving his partner without restrictions, unconditionally, then he is manifesting the love of god.
17. There are two kind of world: the one we dream about and the real one.
18. It is a question if the heart of a man or woman can contain enough love for more than one person.
19. No one should ever ask themselves that: why am I unhappy? The question carries within it the virus that will destroy everything. If we ask that question, it means we want to find out what makes us happy. If what makes us happy is different from what we have now, then we must have either change once and for all or stay as we are, feeling even unhappy.
20. The most important thing in all human relationships is conversation, but people don’t talk any more, they don’t sit down to talk and listen. They go to theatre, the cinema, watch television, listen to the radio, read books, but they almost never talk.
21. Everything in this universe is interconnected and has a meaning. That meaning may remain hidden nearly all the time, but we always know we are close to your true mission on earth when what we are doing is touched with energy of enthusiasm.
22. There is always an event in our lives that is responsible for us failing to progress: a trauma, a particularly bitter defeat, can make cowards of us and prevent us from moving on. As part of process to increase our hidden power s, we must first free our self from that giving up point and, to do so, we must review his whole life and find out where it occurred.

Jun 26, 2013

Complete the circle..(From The Zahir)

     People need to understand that no one is playing with marked cards; sometimes we win and sometimes we lose. Don’t expect to get anything back, don’t expect recognition for your efforts, and don’t expect your genius to be discovered or your love to be understood. Complete the circle. Not out of pride, inability or arrogance, but simply because whatever it is no longer fits in your life. Close the door, change the record, clean the house, and get rid of the dust. Stop being who you were and become who you are.

Jun 9, 2013

Murphy's law on travelling

1.Buses and the trains in the opposite direction will always carry only a bus driver and a conductor.

2.Only when you go to send of somebody, you will see beautiful ladies besides their seat. It can be taken for granted that you always end up travelling with an old lady or no ladies at all, when you travel yourself.

3.On the day’s you decide to take the bus; you'll see the last bus leaving seconds before u reach the stop!

4.Seat you chose after sprinting has broken window.

5.When you don't have change, conductor too doesn't have change.

6.A bus that has started moving never stops no matter how much u run and scream after it.
Corollary: the bus you caught after running is wrong one.

7.The bus always stops 10mtr away from the bus stop.

8.When you are in hurry, there are more buses going in opposite direction

9.All the buses u need will be travelling in the opposite direction

10.When you are about to miss a bus/train - The speed of bus/ train departing stop is directly proportional to your desperation for catching it!!

11.When we are desperate to catch a bus, there will not be space even for a pin. When we don’t want, the same bus goes empty..!

Murphy's Law (Cooking)


(1) Hot vessel looks exactly same as cold vessel.
(2) Phones received outside the kitchen generates unexpected results.
(3) Fire alarms are more efficient while cooking.
(4) Any instrument when dropped will roll into the least accessible corner.
(5) When all else fails, read the instructions. 
(6) Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.
(7) to err is human, but to really screw things up requires an oven.
(8) Good food is always limited.
(9) The rotten egg will be the one you break into the batter.
(10) Eat until it lasts!
(11) NO store will have what you want.
(12) The best food always rots before you get home.
(13) The watched pot never boils, the unwatched one boils over.
(14) Too many cooks spoil the broth, is a better situation...than no cook, and no food.
(15) When u finally decide to cook which is in a blue moon, u realise the stove is burnt n needs a repair.
(16) Something definitely spills on u if u wears a white shirt and cook.
(17) Man who loves to eat gets a diet conscious wife!

Jun 3, 2013

Murphy's Law on Sport!!!

Law 1: It needs a cricket match to bring in rain to the most dried up city.

Law 2: The player you would like to see in a match is the one to be injured and out the tournament.

Law 3: Your team will always lose.
Proviso to Law 3: There are times when your team won't lose, i.e. when there's "No Result" due to rain.
Law 3 Conclusion: Your Team will lose.

Law 4: A team winning all the league matches is on whom the effect of Murphy's Law is intense. Things will definitely go wrong in Semi-finals.

Law 5: the more closer the match gets more is the probability of a power-cut in your home.

Law 6: Once it’s raining, rest assured the duck-worth lewis always favours your opponents.
Proviso to Law 6: Once the rain stops, your team will any ways lose playing.

Law 7:One day of the Final of the Tournament, Your boss gives you extra urgent work to do.

Law 8: Rain delays the match for which you bunked the office.

Law 9: Where the toss has a say on the course of the match, it is most unlikely that our team wins it and the match too.

Law 10: The ball hit in the air travels beyond the boundary when t opponents are batting and distance reduces to inches short of rope on our team batting.

Law 11: You always have exams during the world cup matches and exam gets over after the finals.

Law 12: If You play any sport and get defeated comprehensively and the next time you strengthen your team and their team weakens You will be defeated even more comprehensively.

May 12, 2013

Murphy's Law of flirting

(1)If you try to be gentle to a woman, she would back fire and screw you away. On the other hand if you play bad, she would show quad-zillion per cent gravitational pull.


(2)The more of an ass-hole you are, most ladies will be drawn to you.


(3)By all chance what you intendant to do, you will by all probability fail in that.

(4)The quieter you become the more you can hear.

(5) Always think you r d best in d world and always say you are not the Flirt So as to be a good flirt.

(6) You can't even outsmart the girls. If initially you don't give a fuck, and then you start to care, girls still screws you.

(7) Arguing with a girl is like fighting with a pig in the mud, after sometime you realise that the pig is enjoying and you getting dirty.

(8) The ugliest guy always gets the sexiest chick....

(9)Sexy girls prefer ugly boys!!

Conclusion: if you are a loser than you are good looking!!

(10)The girl you are flirting with always has a bf...

(11)The gal who is always closer and intimate with u is always behind your brother or friend.....

(12)The girl with whom everything works out and it’s all going real well is always committed 2 a guy who didn't get anything in common with her.

(13) Flirting isn't a tough nut 2 crack it’s just too soft 2 b cracked actually.

(14) If there are two or more ways to flirt, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then make sure you are not the person doing that.

(15) If anything can go wrong in flirting -- it will...so be prepared to blame others for the mistakes.

(16) Left to them, flirting tend to go from bad to worse (familiarity breeds contempt-capiche).So strike while the iron is hot.

(17)Smile... tomorrow there is always another girl to try these laws on.

(18) Whenever you think a girl is your best friend and u think you can make a move, the very next day she will prove u wrong and you are back to square one.

(19) Flirting is an art and if u r not expert keeps away.

(20) If you are nice to a girl, you r a flirt and if not then you r a moron.

(21) The more you flirt the better you get at it; the better you get the more you wants to do it ... this is a vicious cycle.

(22) Flirting is comparable to farting..lesser you do both...lesser you get the satisfaction.....If u cross limit in both....it’s a prob. for you n others!!

(23) Flirting acts as the catalyst for the best mood of the day for a normal human being where the human being can be the best he has; that includes his brains also; So to gain the best in life keep flirting that is the best exercise for u to be the best.

(24) The sexier the girl is an empty her upper compartment. That would explain why blonds are iconically dumb.

(25) When you're flirting with her.....
1. She doesn't get the signals until you give up
2. When she gets the signals, you're flirting with someone else....
3. You flirt with her; her friend gets the signal
4. Her friend flirts with you; you don't get the signals
5. Someone else flirts with her, she gets the signal, but you don't or when you do it’s too late.

May 5, 2013

Murphy's Law for Appraisal....


1. If someone has to get the least rating in your team that will most probably be you.
2. The year you get good rating...it is a high likely chance that the company does not give you any performance increment.
3. The year the company gives good rating, it is highly probable that you get low rating.