(1) The most gorgeous girls always go to the worst
lookers in town.
(2) All the beautiful girls have
boyfriends that cannot be called boys.(3) The more the makeup, worse the looks...
(4) All the good ones are taken, If the person isn't taken, there is a reason.
(5) Girls have boyfriends who are champoos to every other boy but to girls they are best.
(6) If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.
(7) The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
(8) Girls always want to discuss the relationship. But men will never understand them.
(9) Beauty x Brain x Availability = constant.
(10) Virginity can be cured!!!!
(11) Nothing improves with age.
(12) If by any chance the girl you like, likes you too. She will let you know in about 10 years from now, when you are committed.
(13) The number of nice of women is directly proportional to the number of jerks making generalizations about them.
(14) Geography & History are inversely proportional. If a girl has a good geography, she'll have a bad history and if she has a good history, then she'll obviously have a bad geography.
(15) Girls don’t follow progressive evolution as given by Darwin, that’s probably why virgins are still born.
(16) As soon as you ask a girl for a dance, a better looking girl passes by u n d best ones r already on d dance floor.
(17) Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
corollary....
The more u run away from a girl(worst looking)...the more she comes closer to u.
(18) The more you want to talk to a girl, the more she will be found with her best friends.
Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend.
(19) The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
(20) The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3. Have a bad hair day
(21) How much beautiful or extremely attractive a girl is, there is someone somewhere who is gonna be tired of screwing her!!!
(22) The more beautiful the girl is the more wreck less is her father.
(23) Virginity is not a Dignity; it’s a lack of Opportunity!!
(24) The number of scraps you get from a b'ful girl is always inversely proportional to the scraps you send her.
(25) If both a guy and a girl love each other and agree for a marriage, the girl will always have a father who will be trying to spoil that marriage.
(26) The first thing girls do before expressing anger, sorrow or happiness is to cry.
(27) For a girl it’s easy to be a very good friend but it can take age’s t o to for her to love you.
(28) She will always forgive you when it’s her mistake and she will kill you if it’s your mistake.
(29) If you think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that.
(30) The nicer she is...the quicker you will be dumped!!!!!
(31) "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5% would always be in your college."
(32) The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
(33) The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
(34) The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u.
(35) Women are like toilets...the best ones are already occupied and the remaining are full of shit!!!
(36) When you get to visit your gal's house seeking the best opportunity, she will get a call from her friend n start chatting n u will be left bored.
(37) The world is heavily partial to the combination of good brains and vagina...though the combination is rare.
(38) The prettiest faces are always with the strongest boyfriends.
(39) Pretty gals aren’t free, and the free ones aren’t pretty.
(40) The guys always spend more than the girls.
(41) If a girl is smart the boyfriend is dumb.
(42) Your ideal match who has every characteristic you wanted in a girl is already committed to some asshole from god knows where and will tell you that you are going to find a better girl than her when she is already the ideal in every way.
(43) Girls always talk 2 guys with whom none of d boys in boys-hostel talk.
(44) Just when you decide that you will forget her, she is in front of u and the same loop starts all over again.
(45) The smarter you try to act in front of the one you care about, the dumber you look.
(46) When you are about to confess your love... she confesses hers...[for someone else...]
(47) Best response from a girl after proposed by a guy - "I never saw u that way".
(48) The best girl in class will fall for a senior and when you become a senior yourself, the best junior is already engaged.
(49) Girls will never admit their real age and when they do its already too late.
(50) If you happen to be her best friend then you are most likely to meet her best-est friend soon.
(51) More the money, more the number of girls!!!
(52) The better the guy,the lesser attractive the girls find him.
(53) All the good ones are already taken.
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